Steve "the Pirate" Cowan

Steve "the Pirate" Cowan is a team member of the Average Joe's. Unlike the others, he keeps indulging in his childhood fantasies of being a pirate.

Quotes

 * "Bollocks!"
 * "Gar, this sucks!"
 * "Steve is going to drain the sea monster."
 * "Yarr... Peter."
 * "Once I find it, that be"