Steve "the Pirate" Cowan is a team member of the Average Joe's. Unlike the others, he keeps indulging in his childhood fantasies of being a pirate. He is played by Alan Tudyk.
History[]
At the start of the movie, Steve is convinced he is a 18th century swash-buckling pirate and publicly acts as such. He was proud of his persona. Later on, however, he realizes he is not a pirate, becomes ashamed, and cuts his hair. However, his teammates assure him that they liked him as he was, and when Peter reveals the treasure chest they won from the tournament, Steve responds with pirate-y enthusiasm.
Personality[]
He is extremely delusional and genuinely believes that he is a pirate. Aside from that, he is friendly, loyal, and talkative.
Quotes[]
- "Bollocks!"
- "Gar, this sucks!"
- "Steve is going to drain the sea monster."
- "Yarr... Peter."
- "Once I find it, that be"
- “Joes be the only place for Steve”
- “The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt.”
- “I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star.”